The Bars Let’s go to the bars Minis SNACK SIZE IS THE RIGHT SIZE Sandwiches Mmm… Sandwiches? Yes, please
Klondike® presents Sweet Haikus If you’re not Into Fudgy brownies and ice cream Do not buy this bar. Rocky Road Klondike® A delicious behemoth Dear mouth, “Forgive me.” Whoever thought of those cookie Dough Klondike® bars is a mad genius. Neapolitan, You’re a three-flavored freak show. Please see a doctor. Oh, the Klondike® Bar. Chocolatey dipped ice cream Taste one with your mouth! It blows my mind that Mrs. Fields® Cookie Sandwich Fits in a haiku. This is one sandwich, That should not be served toasted. Or you’ll need a spoon. Reese’s Ice Cream? What!? You better not be joking… It’s real! Yes! Yes! Yes! Mint chocolate chip, You hypnotic green siren, I shall make you mine. Less sugar? That’s sweet. Well figuratively sweet. For your less sweet tooth. This is terrible. We’re out of Klondike® Heath bars. Grocery store. Now. I’ve got one question: How do you eat a Krunch bar? Savor and repeat. Midnight decadence. Pitch black. No moon. Cold velvet. Rich, dark chocolate. Like a minty breeze blowing across your hot tongue. Yikes. That sounds dirty. Oreo® morsels! Chocolatey, crunchy bits. Pure deliciousness. Double chocolate: Chocolatey chocolate That’s pretty much it. Less sweet, but so what? Krunch tastes frickin’ amazing. Being good tastes good! The original Only smaller for snacking! Eat them like a champ. Classic camping treat Minus the poison ivy, The bugs, the cold, the… Que Fantastico! A crunchy dessert taco! Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai! Whoa. A round sandwhich made with Oreo® cookies? Yes times a billion! Here’s an ice cream treat With sweet, salty caramel Which you’ll love a bunch.
