The Bars Let’s go to the bars Kandy Bars Our spin on candy bars Sandwiches Mmm… Sandwiches? Yes, please
Klondike® presentsSweet Haikus If you’re not IntoFudgy brownies and ice creamDo not buy this bar. Rocky Road Klondike®A delicious behemothDear mouth, “Forgive me.” Whoever thought ofthose cookie Dough Klondike® barsis a mad genius. Neapolitan,You’re a three-flavored freak show.Please see a doctor. Oh, the Klondike® Bar.Chocolatey dipped ice creamTaste one with your mouth! I need more tripleChocolate Krunch Kandy Bars!Declared the Fudge Judge. It blows my mind thatMrs. Fields® Cookie SandwichFits in a haiku. This is one sandwich,That should not be served toasted.Or you’ll need a spoon. Reese’s Ice Cream? What!?You better not be joking…It’s real! Yes! Yes! Yes! Mint chocolate chip,You hypnotic green siren,I shall make you mine. Less sugar? That’s sweet.Well figuratively sweet.For your less sweet tooth. This is terrible.We’re out of Klondike® Heath bars.Grocery store. Now. I’ve got one question:How do you eat a Krunch bar?Savor and repeat. Midnight decadence.Pitch black. No moon. Cold velvet.Rich, dark chocolate. Like a minty breezeblowing across your hot tongue.Yikes. That sounds dirty. Oreo® morsels!Chocolatey, crunchy bits.Pure deliciousness. Double chocolate:Chocolatey chocolateThat’s pretty much it. Wrap your gums around.A caramel peanut bar.You won’t regret it. Less sweet, but so what?Krunch tastes frickin’ amazing.Being good tastes good! The originalOnly smaller for snacking!Eat them like a champ. Classic camping treatMinus the poison ivy,The bugs, the cold, the… Dear English Toffee,You're perfectly wee, and tastelike you’re from London. Dear cookies and cream,You combine all the best things.Except diamonds. Que Fantastico!A crunchy dessert taco!Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai! I’d love to eat anOreo® icecream sandwichFor dessert tonight. Here’s an ice cream treatWith sweet, salty caramelWhich you’ll love a bunch.
