The Bars Let’s go to the bars Kandy Bars Our spin on candy bars Sandwiches Mmm… Sandwiches? Yes, please
Klondike® presents Sweet Haikus If you’re not Into Fudgy brownies and ice cream Do not buy this bar. Rocky Road Klondike® A delicious behemoth Dear mouth, “Forgive me.” Whoever thought of those cookie Dough Klondike® bars is a mad genius. Neapolitan, You’re a three-flavored freak show. Please see a doctor. Oh, the Klondike® Bar. Chocolatey dipped ice cream Taste one with your mouth! I need more triple Chocolate Krunch Kandy Bars! Declared the Fudge Judge. It blows my mind that Mrs. Fields® Cookie Sandwich Fits in a haiku. This is one sandwich, That should not be served toasted. Or you’ll need a spoon. Reese’s Ice Cream? What!? You better not be joking… It’s real! Yes! Yes! Yes! Mint chocolate chip, You hypnotic green siren, I shall make you mine. Less sugar? That’s sweet. Well figuratively sweet. For your less sweet tooth. This is terrible. We’re out of Klondike® Heath bars. Grocery store. Now. I’ve got one question: How do you eat a Krunch bar? Savor and repeat. Midnight decadence. Pitch black. No moon. Cold velvet. Rich, dark chocolate. Like a minty breeze blowing across your hot tongue. Yikes. That sounds dirty. Oreo® morsels! Chocolatey, crunchy bits. Pure deliciousness. Double chocolate: Chocolatey chocolate That’s pretty much it. Wrap your gums around. A caramel peanut bar. You won’t regret it. Less sweet, but so what? Krunch tastes frickin’ amazing. Being good tastes good! The original Only smaller for snacking! Eat them like a champ. Classic camping treat Minus the poison ivy, The bugs, the cold, the… Dear English Toffee, You're perfectly wee, and taste like you’re from London. Dear cookies and cream, You combine all the best things. Except diamonds. Que Fantastico! A crunchy dessert taco! Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai! I’d love to eat an Oreo® icecream sandwich For dessert tonight. Here’s an ice cream treat With sweet, salty caramel Which you’ll love a bunch.
