Klondike® presents

Sweet Haikus

If you’re not Into

Fudgy brownies and ice cream

Do not buy this bar.

Rocky Road Klondike®

A delicious behemoth

Dear mouth, “Forgive me.”

Whoever thought of

those cookie Dough Klondike® bars

is a mad genius.

Neapolitan,

You’re a three-flavored freak show.

Please see a doctor.

Oh, the Klondike® Bar.

Chocolatey dipped ice cream

Taste one with your mouth!

It blows my mind that

Mrs. Fields® Cookie Sandwich

Fits in a haiku.

This is one sandwich,

That should not be served toasted.

Or you’ll need a spoon.

Reese’s Ice Cream? What!?

You better not be joking…

It’s real! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Mint chocolate chip,

You hypnotic green siren,

I shall make you mine.

Less sugar? That’s sweet.

Well figuratively sweet.

For your less sweet tooth.

This is terrible.

We’re out of Klondike® Heath bars.

Grocery store. Now.

I’ve got one question:

How do you eat a Krunch bar?

Savor and repeat.

Midnight decadence.

Pitch black. No moon. Cold velvet.

Rich, dark chocolate.

Like a minty breeze

blowing across your hot tongue.

Yikes. That sounds dirty.

Oreo® morsels!

Chocolatey, crunchy bits.

Pure deliciousness.

Double chocolate:

Chocolatey chocolate

That’s pretty much it.

Less sweet, but so what?

Krunch tastes frickin’ amazing.

Being good tastes good!

The original

Only smaller for snacking!

Eat them like a champ.

Classic camping treat

Minus the poison ivy,

The bugs, the cold, the…

Que Fantastico!

A crunchy dessert taco!

Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai!

Whoa. A round sandwhich

made with Oreo® cookies?

Yes times a billion!

Here’s an ice cream treat

With sweet, salty caramel

Which you’ll love a bunch.